movieman-1408 Reviews

Gone Fishin' (1997)

stupid

[1/10 · 3 December 2023]

Joe pesci and danny glovers worst movie ever. And ive seen 8 heads in a duffel bag that no great movie buts its almost a masterpiece compared to this. Pesci n glover both seemed miscast joke after joke fell flat dumb dialogue too. Why did agree to be in this? Must have paid alot of money i guess. Maybe they had fun making it i do not know The only funny part was when pesci was having wine poured and goes it? Im not a little kid you no i can drink a full glass. Watch any glover or pesci movie accept this one. If you watch this comedy with hardly no laughs you will wish u had gone fishing instead im not kidding.

Cell (I) (2016)

i was disapointed

[2/10 · 2 June 2023]

Not a good book adaption so fans of the book wont be satified i wasent. And what people who this havent read the book? For others is just a typical run of the mill zombie movie. If you want to watch a good stephen king movie with john cuscak and samual l jackson in it of course watch 1408. This isent a terrbible king film but a disapoiniting one i was hoping a for a more fun bette movie. Since i liked the book so much. But this was wasent the film i as hoping for. Since remakes are so populer these days maybe some day this will bemade and will remade into a better movie read the book instead or watch 1408 thats my advice.

Suburban Commando (1991)

fun movie

[3/10 · 25 May 2023]

A good movie? Of course not but fun and should please its target audidence. Hulk hogan and christopher llyod were both fun in this. If you are fan of either of them this should entertain you. I liked it i say this in 1991 as a double feature with ernest scared stupid. A fun comedy nothing more but is not supse to be it works on the level its supose to. So watch and enjoy. Its hulk hogan second best film rocky 3 is they only fim he was in i would call good rest are just for fun like this one. Im adding this sentence just sdd more because my review was to short. Im trying to think if i had anything else to add i cany think of anything.

Mac and Me (1988)

pretty bad ok very bad

[2/10 · 13 April 2023]

I liked it when i was 8 years old but dont age well cheap special effects its a full lenth coomercial for mcdonalds n coke. Thank god no sequal got made people says its an e.t rip off menoting et in same sentence as this is given it to high praise. I sat dont waste your time may be one of the worse films of the 80s n id say it is worse film of 88. Bsd filmaking all the way. Even worse than gsrbage pail kids n howard the duck no im not kidding. I guess ive bashed it enough. Like i said dont bother watching it has it ever put on dvd? I dont know n bother bothered to check. The alien wasent funny either last thing ill say about tis.

You Don't Know Jack (2001)

very funny

[18 September 2022]

Great funny host why was this so short lived? One of the best game shows on tv. It was a laugh riot and original this should have been on tv for alot longer than it was i say bring it back. The millionare question but may be the best part i pee wee herman grts another tv show sum day. Like i said plese this show back it was awesome. I have to sdd more words to make it long enough to submit this line is added just to do that. This line is too. Are there any reruns of it on tv sum where?/ i hope i dont know. But i think is there must be somewhere and if there aint there should be. This may pee wee herman his best since pee wees play house.

Ernest Rides Again (1993)

not the best ernest film but not the worst either.

[2/10 · 13 September 2022]

Not as funny as camp scared stupid jail or the christmas one but much better than some of the later ones in thearmy school and africa. The opening theme song was funny has funny bits n some funny lines love the line where he says im one just step away from being a cartoon charector. I missed huch and bobby n he on the cannon for too long. But its funny enough to please ernest fand and i am one as a child of the 80s i grew up with ernest. Its somewhere in the middle of the ernest films better than not as funny as some. If havent seen an ernest film before i would not say satrt with start with this one. Id say start with t christmas and scared stupid. I miss jim varney. I wonder what hed doing if he were alive.

Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)

the last very funny ernest film.

[3/10 · 7 September 2022]

Classic ernest good lines a bit darker than his other films but alot of laughs i grew up with ernest saw this at boxoffice double feature with subaerban commando. Rides again wasent too funny slam dunk was ok goes to school not too fnnny goes africa n in the army not funny at all. This was sadly the last real funny ernest film with alot of laughs in it. Best one after saves christmas. Worth watching very halloween enjoy. I know i did and i still do. Classic ernest know what i mean? I onder if jim varney were alive would he still making ernest films? Sadly we will never no. They said my review is too short so adding this line just take up space.

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

not to good

[2/10 · 26 August 2022]

Better than other friday films but jason is barly in man hatten only llike 20 mins. Weak charectors another who asomething bad happen at crstal lake years ago another jock another creepy prophet of doom another bully i liked juliues the deck hand and renne would have more interesting if they lived instead of going obvious way. This film is kinda fun but could have been batter juliues is best charector the boxing match he was in with jason was best part. Crystal lake leading to the ocean is not to likely. So it has some flaws of course. Still better than jason goes to hell n jason x. At times a let down but kinda fun.

Leprechaun 5: In the Hood (2000 Video)

it sucks

[20 March 2022]

Dont waste your time its even worse than the space one thought it would be so bad its good but it sont event work on that level . Havent seen 6 n after this one dont want too. A complete waste of time. Worse of seriers.

Snakes on a Plane (2006)

fun film

[22 February 2022]

It delivers its fun a fun action saul l jackson was great in this fun charecctors fun action it delivers on level its suppose to. Grab some pocorn n turn it on u will be amused. But dont watch it if are scared of snakes.

The Bogus Witch Project (2000 TV Movie)

may be worse fulm ive ever seen

[11 February 2022]

No funny jokes it repeated same joke over n over n 0 were funny only the part with pauly shore wasent a repeat joke but that part was stupid they make it look like shore has the lead he doessnt would have evev wanted the lead in this garbage? Why would shore even be in this? Maybe his carrer snunk to a new low this movie is simly awful n never watch it not even for a bet or a dARE AINT WOERTH IT GARBAGE AT ITS WORSE.

Encino Man (1992)

funny 90s comedy

[3/10 · 30 January 2022]

Its no comedy master piece but has alot of funny memoents shore is most funny charector best part is when they r in that 711 so its a funny haarmless comedy. I liked it.

The Bad Batch (2016)

sucks

[28 January 2022]

Pointless movie with pointless plot thst seems to go on forever n goes no where dont waste youre time. Y was jim carrey in this/ must have lost a bet.

Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)

best ernest film.

[3/10 · 12 December 2021]

Watch it every christmas saw it at drive in back in 88 ernest at his best lots of laughs if you have nver seen an ernest movie i say start with this one. Santa the elves and chuck n bobby funny too my fav part has to be when hrd driving the sleigh. My fav ernest film has a good story to it. Watch it every christmas its a classic no what i mean?

8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997)

not a great comedy but good for some laughs

[31 August 2021]

Watching this i was not bored made me laugh but cant call it a great comedy if you watch it wil make you laugh but dont expect a very good movie. One final thing to say its a master piece compared t other comedy joe pesci was in in 97 gone fishin. Avoid thst one at all cost pesci at his worst.

Jason Goes to Hell (1993)

some bad ides n some plot holes but nver boring.

[3/10 · 13 August 2021]

Jason was said to be an only child but now has a sister thdt dont make sense plus jason taking over other peoples bodys is a bad idea thst just aint jason. Why did it take so long for the armt to kill him? Was also never explained how he survied what happened to him in man hatten n how he got to crystal lake after that. The bounty hunter duke was only memrable charector jason did a get death though n love the suprise at the end, dont think anyone will see tht coming so not a great film by any means but fun and is never boring. There r worse jason movies too like jason x n the remake id say. So flawed but fun.

ALF: Mr. Sandman (1990) Season 4, Episode 20

funny but would have been better with uncle neil

[17 May 2021]

One of the lat episodes that was real funny. Thry came up with an adventure we aint seen alf do before. Funny lines but where was uncle neil if he went with alf n willie to look for gold thdt would have been even funnier im suprised they dident invite him. It was to bsd they dident. Still one of the last funny episodes though..

The Wonderful World of Disney: Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House (2002) Season Unknown, Episode Unknown

advoid it all cost

[15 December 2020]

Not funny at all, makes home alone 3 look like a masterpiece un funny charectors filled with plot holes. traps were not funny either recatsacing kevin and his family and marv proves to be an awful idea. dont waste your time watching this even 5 is better. one of the worst movies ever its a bummer to see this series go far down hill.

Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

a classic!

[8/10 · 26 November 2010]

I love this movie i watch it every thanksgiving doesn't everybody? This is both John Candy and Steve Martins best movie. i would say its Hughes best too. The most perfect people on earth for those roles were Candy and Martin that was just pefect casting. The part at the car rental place was unforgettable probably the funnest part in the movie. Also those aren't pillows is one of the funnest lines i can think of.The ending was great too. Dale Candy's character may have annoying to Neil the martin character but i thought he was awesome i wouldn't mind taking a road trip with that guy. so if you are the few people who have not seen this yet i would say go watch it for sure. its one of my all time fav comedies and one the best and funnest roadtrip movies i have ever seen.

Halloween (1978)

one of the best horror movies ever made.

[10/10 · 31 October 2010]

This is for sure one the best horror movies i have ever seen. its also my favorite horror movie. it has one best musicals scores ever. and its just so suspenseful and done so well.It wanted to focus and suspense and tension and not just body counts like some of the later halloween movies did.which of course a great idea. The characters in this movie like Laurie Strode and Sam Loomis acted like real people not just your standred horror movie stereotypes. Michhael Myers is also an excellent horror villain too. i liked some of the other later halloween movies but There were to many sequels in this series and the first one was and is excellent and will always be a classic.

Daredevil (2003)

a pretty good super hero movie.

[7/10 · 13 June 2005]

yes both spiderman movies were better n both x men movies were. however daredevil is still a lot better than some other superhero movies like hulk and catwomen and Electra. Affleck was a pretty good Daredevil not as bad as i thought he would be. There are people who would have done it better but he still did a good job. The best thing about this movie is i would say the villains. Micheal Clark Duncan was a very good kingpin. It doesn't matter that kingpin was white in the comics Duncan was perfect. Farell also was very well cast as Bullseye. He did a good job too. The best fight scene in the movie though was the one between kingpin and daredevil. I don't think Electra needed to be in this though. 2 villains were enough. She should have been saved for the sequel if they do one or her own movie. I don't know if they r doing a sequel maybe they just did Electra instead i don't know. I would see a Daredevil 2 if they made it though. I hope they use kingpin again.

Goodfellas (1990)

one of my fav movies ever n one of the best

[27 April 2005]

This a great movie, i love it. its very entertaining and is a great movie. Its without question of of the best mob movies ever. Its my fav mob movie.It has a lot of very good performances but i think the best one is pescis. He played the best character in this movie. He without question deserved his Oscar for his performance. This movie really should won best picture n director though. i think think dances with wolves is a very good movie but this one is better. Its hard to believe it didn't win. If you haven't seen good fellas then u defiantly should. its worth watching a whole bunch of times. I thinks its a classic it is by far the best film of 1990 n is most likely martins best work.

Back to School (1986)

Dangerfield's best movie.

[8/10 · 27 April 2005]

Very funny movie, the lead role could only be played by Dangerfield he was perfect in it. This movie has the funnest lines of probably any other Dangerfield movie. I really like caddy shack easy money was pretty funny too. But this was his best movie work i think. i am huge Dangerfield fan i really miss him. he was my favorite comedian of all time. Its movies like this that fans of his can enjoy again and again several funny n memorable parts. n some great lines. I wish he was in more movies that were this funny. Ladybugs wasn't half as funny as this. or meet wally sparks. This however is the movie he should be best remembered for.

Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)

worst of the series

[10 July 2004]

no point in making this, Yes i missed bobcat n steve guttenburg when they finally left this series but there were still enough funny characters left. With this one well my fav character Jones played by Micheal winslow is still funny but not as funny as he was in the other movies. Tackelberry isent as funny either. And what happened to Hightower? The guy Bubba Smith played. He has become such an important character they should not have even made this without him. I miss fackler too. that guy who was always accident prone. Also sweetchuck n house were also great i doubt the guys who played them had anything better to do so they should been in this.I hope if they do a part 8 which i heard they r talking about doing they well bring all these guys back along with bobcat n guttenburg.

Friday the 13th: Part 3 (1982)

one of the better ones

[10 July 2004]

Spoilers ahead

I would say this is one the better Friday the 13th movies. I would not call any of them good movies of course but some are better others. One was cool but i did not like two that much cause no characters I really liked and the sack he wore over his face was pretty lame. I like some of the characters in this though. Shelly was awesome funny guy n a more well written character than most of the others. I thought it really sucked that he died. But thanks to him Jason got his trade mark hocky mask. Other people i kinda like were Chuck n Chilli And even though he was mostly a bad guy the biker leader Ali was pretty cool.I admit i am not sure why these people came to this place for vacation in spite of the murders that all ready happened. It seems like they some how dident hear about it or dident know this was that place. So i would say this was an entertaining movie. Not a great horror movie but an entertaining one. I think the other best installments of this series are 1 6 7 n freddy vs jason 2 n 4 n 8 were kinda cool Jason x was nothing special. I thought 5 sucked n jason goes to hell is probably the worst in this series.