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American Battleship (2012)
I blame Starbucks for this......
I blame Starbucks for this mess. If they didn't have free WIFI, you wouldn't have horrible screenplays like this being written. If they only charged for WIFI, then aspiring writers would avoid Starbucks and get a real job. Jobs that contribute to society like dealing heroin and pimping, instead of writing movies like American Warships. This movie weakens the nation by rendering viewers stupid. Why? Because Mario Van Pebbles, that's why! Children make better movies using toys. This movie was very painful to watch and I watched as much as I could before I started vomiting blood from my eyes. Yes, it was that bad and I have the stains on my carpet to prove it. Please God, when judgment day comes, have mercy on their souls, or maybe not? It's totally up to you because you saw this movie in their minds before it was produced... and they still produced it? Okay, send them to hell.
The Human Tornado (1976)
Great 70's movie
I've not only seen this movie but I bought it! I like the fact that it has everything you'd expect to see in a 70's era movie: kung-fu, sex, crooked cops and all the funky clothes you ever wished to see.
If you like low budget 70's movies, it doesn't get any better than this!
Check it out.
Lost in Space (1998)
Cool special effects
Liked the fact that one of my childhood favorites was done over with great special effects. The story could have had more "meat and potatoes" to warrent a second movie. It seemed to me that all they wanted to do was establish characters so they could make a second movie.
Godzilla (1998)
Time would be better spent digging a ditch!
The movie was terrible! The classic Godzilla was 1000's of times better and more entertaining. I felt like they could have done more to satisfy the viewer than just show a big lizard run around in Manhattan. How could a gigantic monster just disappear while being monitored by thousands of soldiers? I know it's science fiction but they could have done a better job.
The Big Lebowski (1998)
One of the best made movies I've ever seen!
Most movies have no originality! The Big Lebowski was original right down to he title! Rarely have I seen movies that impact me the way this movie did. I was really impressed with every aspect of the movie. Some have enjoyed Fargo better then The Big L. but I don't think so. I know that the Coen brothers set out to make a movie like no other and I feel like they have. The movie didn't make me fall off my seat with laughter until I really thought about it for several days. It took several viewings of the movie to catch everything that was going on. I had to purchase a video so I could save money at the video store! Each viewing revealed yet another detail that was missed previously. It's not everyday that you find a comedy that really makes you think as well as laugh. Congrats to the Coen brothers for making a masterpiece like The Big Lebowski, my new favorite movie (old being Goodfellas).