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Carnosaur 2 (1995)
blatant aliens rip-off
I was laughing so hard at this movie because of it's shameless copying of Aliens. Just watch both movies back to back and you will see what I mean. Better yet, just watch Aliens. This one is a complete waste of time.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Excellent film
This is one of the scariest and most original movies I have ever seen. The concept is both interesting and terrifying, and the horror that the actors experience is made very real to the audience because of the novel use of hand-held cameras to tell the story. By all means, see this one: the ending alone will keep you awake at night.
Jack Frost (1997)
This movie sucks.
This movie is really, really stupid. I mean, come on. It's a movie about a friggin' killer snowman! "He's chillin.... and killin'." My aunt Fannie. It should read: "He's chillin.... and laughing his snowman behind off because you spent five bucks to watch his movie." Basically, it's devoid of anything that even could be mistaken for a plot, and is equally barren of acting talent and a reasonable budget. (All the snowman attack scenes are hysterically funny due to the cheesy effects) But I don't imagine anyone that watched this film was expecting anything spectacular. If anything, they were expecting it to be every bit as terrible as it is. Watch it with your friends for a couple of laughs.
Firestorm (1998)
A house falls on Scott Glenn's leg.
This movie is truly hilarious. Howie obviously pounded his brain preparing for this role (smiling, running, and carrying an axe, and sometimes all three at once). Stupid plot, stupid characters, stupid lines ("I hate it when you jump out of my airplane!"), and a Guinness record for saying the title 14,000 times throughout the movie earn it recognition to being one of the most laughably terrible movies in years. One of the best scenes in the movie is when a house falls on Scott Glenn's leg. I mean, come on: an entire house falls on the man's leg. I've watched better action sequences in "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers", and those guys get attacked by giant purple boogers. If you intend to watch this movie at all, I suggest you get about four of your friends over so you all can just joke the beejesus out of it.