Mom (TV Series)

Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police (2020)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Wendy Harris : We don't just go to sleep, do we?

  Marjorie Armstrong : That doesn't sound like any fun.

  Jill Kendall : How do none of you know the basic principles of a slumber party?

  Bonnie Plunkett : Foster care.

  Wendy Harris : No friends.

  Marjorie Armstrong : Strung out on horse.

• Wendy Harris : [reading their greatest fears and burning them]  I'm afraid I'll make a mistake on my job and hurt someone.

  Tammy Diffendorf : I'm afraid if I don't take my dad's call, I'm going to regret it for the rest of my life, and that if I do, I'll be betraying my mom.

  Jill Kendall : I'm afraid the reason Andy and I have sex so much is because we don't have anything to talk about.

  Marjorie Armstrong : I'm afraid I'm not going to live to see my granddaughter grow up.

  Bonnie Plunkett : Uh, I'm afraid of spiders.

  Jill Kendall : [grabs her paper]  I'm afraid that my friends will never know how much I love them.

  Bonnie Plunkett : I meant to write spiders.

• Adam Janikowski : [Bonnie's sobbing at Christy leaving for Georgetown]  And this is why I'm driving.

  Bonnie Plunkett : You're going to start too.

  Adam Janikowski : No I'm not.

  Bonnie Plunkett : Yes you will.

  Adam Janikowski : Why would I?

  Bonnie Plunkett : Remember the Father's Day card she gave you last year?

  Adam Janikowski : [starts bawling]  Why would you bring that up?

  [they both cry] 

  Adam Janikowski : You want to turn around and watch the plane take off?

  Bonnie Plunkett : [sobbing]  Yeah.

  Adam Janikowski : [sobbing]  Okay!

• Jill Kendall : [sleeping on the floor in sleeping bags]  My back is so going to hate me tomorrow.

  Bonnie Plunkett : My left butt check is already numb.

  Tammy Diffendorf : I think we're too old to sleep on the floor. Thanks for the best birthday, everyone.

  Wendy Harris : Why does Marjorie get to sleep on the couch?

  Bonnie Plunkett : Because she's dying.

  Marjorie Armstrong : [turns over]  I'm not dying, and I'm not deaf! Although, lately I've been having trouble in crowded restaurants.

• Bonnie Plunkett : [to Marjorie]  How about you dare me to go to Jiffy-Lube and tell them I didn't know it was for cars?

• Bonnie Plunkett : Drop your meat sticks, Marjorie needs a heart transplant!

  Jill Kendall : What?

  Marjorie Armstrong : No! I just need a stent put in my existing heart.

  Wendy Harris : That's still serious.