- Emily Prentiss: [Closing Quote] We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. Joseph Campbell
- Emily Prentiss: [Opening Quote] History has a way of altering villains so that we can no longer see ourselves in them. Adam Serwer
- Emily Prentiss: [Garcia has been hyperactively talking the whole time] Penelope? That isn't your first coffee, is it?
- Penelope Garcia: Well, it doesn't count if you brew it yourself
- Emily Prentiss: [Grabs Garcia's coffee out of her hands] I'm cutting you off now!
- Penelope Garcia: Fair play
- Luke Alvez: [Reading the case files on the plane] Garcia, have you found any overlap, socially?
- Penelope Garcia: What? Do I have to start calling you newby again?
- Luke Alvez: Okay, so you would have led with that
- Luke Alvez: [On the phone] Penelope
- Penelope Garcia: New phone! Who's this?
- Luke Alvez: Thank you
- Penelope Garcia: You should worship my throne, Luke Alvez
- Luke Alvez: Oh, but I do! I do! You know I do
- Penelope Garcia: [Creeped out, breaks the connection] What does that even mean?
- Penelope Garcia: So, we're not gonna talk about that tall hunk you call your bae?
- Emily Prentiss: No!
- Penelope Garcia: I have so many questions! Like, is he left handed? Was does he sleep in? Is he allergic to cats?
- Emily Prentiss: Bye Penelope!
- [Turning TV off]
- Penelope Garcia: Was he ever in a band?...
- Penelope Garcia: [On the phone about a possible unsub] And she has an unusual high/placement rate
- Matt Simmons: How unusual?
- Penelope Garcia: Like get yourself to Vegas, call your bookie, the fix is in unusual
- Dr. Tara Lewis: You'd think she's greasing the wheels?
- Penelope Garcia: Oh, she's lubing them up bigtime
- [Luke smiles]
- Penelope Garcia: Eh, stop smiling Luke Alvez! I can feel it! That joke was not for you! What I am saying is her testimony holds a special kind of weight with the judge. She's got her finger in the cookie jar one way or the other
- David Rossi: [Giving Emily advice] Take it from the guy who just married his third ex-wife for the second time