- Seg-El: Wait! Wait. Let me just say one thing.
- Lobo: Is it good-bye? Better make it good-bye. It'd make more sense if it was good-bye.
- Seg-El: How about Brainiac? That's who you're looking for right? The Green Gooch? It's Brainiac.
- Lobo: You know, I've been spending a long time looking for that a-hole. And then something activates the shithead scanner I left here, and when I arrive, what do I find? You two ass-smears and no Brainiac. Now, why is that?
- Seg-El: Because he's dead. I killed him.
- Lobo: You? With your long eyelashes and your beautiful, soft skin and that smell - you smell like a meadow, nah.
- Adam Strange: It's a true story. I-I can vouch for him.
- Seg-El: I can take you to the body if you want.
- Lobo: Counter-proposal - you tell me where his body is, or I'll paint the forest floor with your medulla oblongata.
- Seg-El: No, no, no, no, no. That's not going to happen. See, we're going to take you to the body, you're going to let us go, and noting is going to get painted. Huh? Sound like a deal?
- Lobo: Fine! Have it your way. But fair fraggin' warning. If there is no body there when I arrive, best believe there will be two when I leave... as in you and pretty pants over there.
- Seg-El: Probably not much further now. It's about 7.29 minutes. Hey, and once we get to him, we say our good-byes. Right, that's the deal.
- Lobo: That's the deal. The Main Man always keeps his word.
- Seg-El: [to Adam] Right, we get back to Craptown.
- Lobo: Oh, did you just say Craptown?
- Seg-El: No, I said...
- Lobo: Craptown!
- [laughs]
- Lobo: You make me laugh, man. He's from Craptown! Hey, you're funny, man. Craptown - sounds like a musical with puppets.
- [in a high pitched-voice]
- Lobo: "Oh, hello, my name's Seagull, and I'm the mayor of Craptown. Hello, Seagull." I'd watch the shit out of Craptown.
- Lobo: The name's Lobo.
- Adam Strange: [coughs]
- Lobo: Thank you! So you have heard of me, yeah? So then you'll know what my name means, yes? No? It means "he who devours his enemies' entrails and enjoys it."
- [laughs]
- Lobo: I'm just jerkin' your gherkin, man. I have no idea what it means. I killed my parents before they could tell me, so...
- Seg-El: Listen, uh, Lobo. Uh, we don't want to waste your time. So I got to tell, I think you got the wrong guys.
- Lobo: I know I've got the wrong fraggin' guys! I know. It's why I'm going to use your intestines to strangle this saucy little minx.
- [motions to Adam]
- Lobo: And then I'm going to crack open his head and drop a big old dirty deuce inside his skull.
- Adam Strange: I'm-I'm sorry. I'm having a really hard time here understanding how those connect.
- Lobo: I mean, just the sheer fraggin' spectacle of it all out to loosen up old Seagull's tongue over there so he can tell me where the frag the Green Goosh is!