- Larry attempts to capitalize on a friend's unexpected death, takes issue with a pattern of discrimination at a trendy restaurant, and offers his dermatologist's son a job; Richard has a suspiciously-good day on the golf course.
- Richard's new golf buddy Carl (Bobby Slayton) is super competitive and gets very upset whenever the New York Jets lose. Larry learns from Jeff that Carl killed himself. Carl used to talk about his wife Veronica (Jane Krakowski), a woman with a "magical" vagina. Carl described it as a hummingbird nest, with a mind of its own and alive.
Larry keeps losing golf bets to Richard (as Richards putting game is fantastic) and learns from a Caddy that golf putts cannot be 90 degrees by regulation and need to have a 10-degree slant. Larry further finds that Richard always takes his golf clubs home and never leaves them at the club. The penalty for using a non-regulation putter is disqualification from the club. Richard has bought a new Bentley, which Larry thinks will attract thieves and robbers.
Larry keeps getting seated in the rear section of a restaurant among people he perceives to be ugly. Larry offends a bathroom attendant Harold (Adrian Martinez) at the restaurant when he asks him to step out of the bathroom so that he can have a dump. Larry says that he cannot do his job unless he has some privacy. Larry even pays him $20 for him to step out. Larry later learns that Harold was fired for leaving his post.
Larry hires Sam Winokur (Skyler Gisondo) as an intern. Sam's is the son of Larry's golf buddy who is also a doctor. Sam advises Larry to get his rash checked out. Sam's father tells Larry that Sam has medicine in his blood. Leon points out to Larry that all the handles in the cafe snatch on clothes and jackets and are a hazard with hot fluids going around. Harold comes to meet Larry and wants him to get him his job back.
In a side plot, Larry seeks to court Veronica (Jane Krakowski) with an apparently magical vagina. She just so happens to be the widow of his old golf buddy who killed himself over supreme disappointment from the many years of lackluster skills of the New York Jets.
Larry starts hitting on Veronica at Carl's funeral itself. Larry takes Veronica out for Lunch at the restaurant, and she is offered a seat in a pretty section, but as soon as Larry shows up, they are demoted into the ugly section. This angers Larry. He is in the bathroom when the Maitre D (Nick Kroll) comes in to take a dump but can't go till Larry is in the bathroom, as he needs the privacy. Larry blackmails him into giving seats in the pretty section in the future and giving Harold his job back.
Richard is robbed while in his car with Larry. The robber wants the golf clubs in the car trunk, which Larry wont hand over till he can look at the putter. Sam sees this as the robbery happens right outside Larry's coffee shop and he calls the police. By the time Larry is jostling, the police show up and the robber runs. Larry finds that Richard is using illegal putters and confronts him.
Larry confronts Veronica that he feels Carl cheated him out of $500 as Richard used illegal Putts. He wants Veronica to return that money to Larry and she kicks him out, just before things were about to get frisky. Later, Sam reports to Larry that he gave a full body check up to Veronica, and described her vagina as "magical".
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