- Thomas Thorne: I will not tolerate this sordid pantomime in my house, glorifying this charlatan, this cad, this... wazzock!
- [He gasps at his own rude language]
- Kitty: What's a wazzock?
- Thomas Thorne: Pat says it!
- [Pat shrugs guiltily]
- Thomas Thorne: I have a lot of dreams! Most of them are about women. Except the one where I have the body of a crab.