- Fearless Leader: Why do my world domination plans always fail?
- Boris J. Badenov: Because you rely on crazy ideas like Mike in payroll said?
- Fearless Leader: No! Moose and squirrel. I try to take over the world with stinky pie. Bam! Moose and squirrel. I try to take over the world with monsters. Kapow! Moose and squirrel. Somehow, some way, it is always moose and squirrel!
- [Boris provides backup music on his keytar, then gives a broad, nervous grin to Fearless Leader]
- Fearless Leader: That was actually pretty good.
- [Boris plays 'Shave and a Haircut' on his keytar and gives Fearless Leader another broad smile]
- Fearless Leader: Ah, Boris, Natasha! Now you hit me!
- [the spies step up to the microphone, trembling]
- Natasha J. Fatale: Uh... we could... perhaps...
- [Finger poised over the eject button, Evil Chicken cackles]
- Boris J. Badenov: ...Watch TV!
- Fearless Leader: I...
- [the spies quiver]
- Fearless Leader: ... Love it!