The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (TV Series)

It's Comedy or Cabbage (2019)

Stephen O'Reilly: Andy

Quotes 

• Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : [Having been mistaken for a high-class hooker, by a guy who sat himself beside her]  Yeah, look Mom, I'm not a hooker. I'm working on my act, and I can pay for my own drinks.

  Andy : Okay. Modern woman. Maybe I should just keep you company so no other man makes the mistake I just did.

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : I appreciate you wanting to be the savior of my reputation, but I'm just writing dick jokes, so if you don't mind...

  Lenny Bruce : [Lenny suddenly stops beside Midge, looking over at her jokes in her notebook, who's unaware he'd be there]  Number three really paints a picture.

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : [Surprised]  What on earth are you doing here?

  Lenny Bruce : I am living here.

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : In Florida?

  Lenny Bruce : At some point, every Jew must live in Florida. It's in the Torah.

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : Wow. You know, it's weird, I never picture you living anywhere. You just exist.

  Lenny Bruce : Well, sorry to disappoint you, but I do live places, and right now, it's here. I got a key, I get mail, I wear an apron.

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : Must go good with that tie.

  Lenny Bruce : I heard Shy was in town, so I thought I would stop by and say hello. Hello.

  [Turns to the guy at the bar still sitting by Midge] 

  Lenny Bruce : Goodbye.

  [the guy begrudgingly leaves]