The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (TV Series)

It's Comedy or Cabbage (2019)

Ryan Farrell: Brye Adler

Quotes 

• Brye Adler : [Talking about a woman looking over at Lenny, while she handed Brye a drink]  I think she likes you.

  Lenny Bruce : She's just never seen a circumcised schmeckle before.

  [laughs] 

  Lenny Bruce : Uh, but actually, Brye, I'm here with someone special tonight. Someone I love dearly, almost as much as I love myself.

  [Looks around in the direction of where Midge is sitting backstage] 

  Lenny Bruce : Uh... uh, sweetheart? Where are... Ah, there you are.

  [Walks on over towards Midge] 

  Brye Adler : Lenny... Looks like we have a wandering Mr. Bruce.

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : What are you doing?

  [She throws some donuts behind her quickly before she takes Lenny's outstretched hand] 

  Lenny Bruce : [For the cameras]  Well, it's time everyone knows, don't you think?

  [They begin to head over towards the cameras] 

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : [Whispers]  Uh, I need to powder things.

  Lenny Bruce : What is on you hands?

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : Frosting.

  Lenny Bruce : Other hand. Other hand.

  Brye Adler : Oh, he's back. Well, who do we have here?

  Lenny Bruce : Brye, I'd like you to meet my wife--or possibly my sister.

  [Turns to Midge] 

  Lenny Bruce : What are you, my wife or my sister?

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : Depends on what state we're in.

  Lenny Bruce : Let's go wife. What the hell?

  Brye Adler : Well, it's nice to meet you, whoever you are.

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : It's nice to meet you too.

  [They both sit down on the sofa] 

  Lenny Bruce : She's a very big fan. She called in sick to work tonight just to be here.

  Brye Adler : Oh? What do you do?

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : I'm a Mountie.

  Lenny Bruce : Yes, she's very good with horses.

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : And moose.

  Lenny Bruce : [Turns to Midge]  And squirrel.

  Brye Adler : A female Mountie? I didn't know there were female Mounties.

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : Are you kidding? Have you seen the hats? There's only female Mounties.

  Brye Adler : So, how long have you two been married and/or related?

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : [They both turn to one another]  Oh, it's been six...

  Lenny Bruce : Uh, seven. You forgot our time at sea.

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : Yes, lost at sea. I almost killed you and ate you.

  Lenny Bruce : But then we remembered fish.

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : Seven fun-filled...

  [At the same time] 

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : years.

  Lenny Bruce : [At the same time]  Weeks.

  [Chuckles] 

  Lenny Bruce : We got to rehearse this next time.

  Brye Adler : Well, you make a very handsome couple.

  Lenny Bruce : Oh, well, we get our looks from our mother.

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : Ooh! They just put out some new onion dip, and I heard Betty Bacall is a notorious double-dipper. I've got to go.

  [She stands up] 

  Brye Adler : Well, it was nice to meet you...

  Lenny Bruce : [At the same time]  Rhoda.

  [laughs] 

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : [At the same time]  Scheherazade.

  [pause] 

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : Scheherazade Rhoda Maisel. Quite a culturally confusing mouthful.

  Brye Adler : [Both Brye and Lenny watch Midge walk away]  Great girl.

  Lenny Bruce : Well, you should see her rob a liquor store.