You're the son of Hades himself, Zagreus; help this man escape from the pits of Tartarus with the aid of your Olympian family in Uncles Zeus and Poseidon, your cousins Dionysus, Athena, Hermes and Artemis and an old friend in Thanatos the God of Death. The ever-changing labyrinth means that EVERY escape attempt is never the same one; each attempt is different to the last. Overcome the impossible; escape Hades and join Olympus.
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