- Amy: So in honor of Earth Day, we'll be helping save the environment by switching to recycled toilet paper and selling "The Day After Tomorrow" on Blu-Ray for half off.
- Sandra: Oh, what if we took turns teaching dumb kids to read?
- Cheyenne: Mmm.
- Sayid: Ooh, that's good. Or prison reform.
- Jonah: Okay, again, um, sorry none of my business, but, uh, wondering if maybe your scope is getting a little wide.
- Mateo: Look who hates prison reform.
- Marcus: I'm actually with Jonah on this one. I've been to prison, and honestly, it's perfect as is.