- Ray Manchester: You can't just come into the Man Cave whenever you want, Brad!
- Brad Belcher: Yes, I can.
- Ray Manchester: [as Amazing Ray] What a beautiful podium you have. Have you ever wished it were... a little bit higher?
- Tatiana: No.
- Ray Manchester: Well, wish no more!
- Henry Hart: [as Trick Boy] She said she didn't wish...
- Ray Manchester: Magic!
- [podium tilts as Brad grunts]
- Brad Belcher: It's too... heavy.
- Tatiana: What?
- Henry Hart: I said it's too heavy... for... your magic. I guess your magic is a little out of shape.
- Ray Manchester: Shut your mouth, Trick Boy!
- Brad Belcher: [to Schwoz] You can do pretty much anything, so I figure you can turn me invisible again.
- Schwoz: I think I can. I just need something to practice on. Fifteen cats should do it.
- Charlotte Page: Come on, Schwoz. Where are we supposed to find fifteen cats?
- Piper Hart: Well, I can get you fifteen cats. There's a sad grandma on our street who has, like, fifty of 'em.
- Schwoz: Great.
- Piper Hart: Time to go pretend I LIKE old people.