- Dr. Sturgis: [to Meemaw after she breaks up his scuffle with Dr. Linkletter over her] Are you upset with me?
- Meemaw: I am more turned on. Let's go.
- George Cooper Sr.: Close the fridge. You're wasting money!
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm having trouble deciding between puddings and Jell-O.
- George Cooper Sr.: Well, decide what you want, and *then* open it.
- Sheldon Cooper: But I need the visual input. Does the pudding have a skin? Plus it's good fun jiggling the Jell-O.
- George Cooper Sr.: Do you have any idea what our electric bill is?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes, I do our taxes. And it's higher than it should be.
- George Cooper Sr.: And why do you think that is?
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, I don't want to point any fingers, but Missy sleeps with a night light.
- George Cooper Sr.: Make a choice, and close the door.
- Sheldon Cooper: Okay, there's only one logical way to settle this. Eenie, meenie...
- George Cooper Sr.: Close the door!
- Dr. Sturgis: Hello, my little vicuña!
- Meemaw: Well hello to you too! And more importantly, what is a vicuña?
- Dr. Sturgis: Only what I think is the cutest camelid on the planet!
- Meemaw: Well, I suppose I could ask you what a camelid is, but you're just gonna say more words I don't know. What's up?