Jexi (2019)

Wanda Sykes: Denice

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• Phil : [needs a new cell-phone because his old one is broken]  It's just, me and this phone, we've been through a lot, you know? A lot of snaps, a lot of tweets. I actually took a selfie with none other than David Boreanaz from "Bones" on this phone. Can you believe that? I'm gonna miss you, little buddy.

  Denice : I see crackheads like you come in here every day. Crying about how their phone died. They're little crackheads, and like "I need a new phone, man."

  Phil : I'm not a crackhead.

  Denice : You're worse than a crackhead. Cause at least a crackhead gets up off the couch every now and then to go get some more crack. You just sit there 24/7 staring at that little black box, sucking on that pipe. You still want a new phone though, don't you?

  Phil : Yes, please.

  Denice : Crackhead.

  [nevertheless, she gets him a new cell-phone] 

  Phil : [gasps softly as he picks up his new cell-phone]  Oh! Look at you. You sweet, beautiful baby. Mmm! You smell so new. Oh, thank you to all the little Chinese children for crafting such a perfect phone.

  Jexi : [chimes, comes alive]  Hello, my name is Jexi. And I am here to make your life better.

• Denice : Yeah, I don't think we're going to be able to fix your phone.

  Phil : Why not?

  Denice : Well, because its in three different pieces! I don't even think this piece is part of your phone, it looks like a piece to a watch.