Kristen Scott's Skip Day
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- 2017
- 2h 13m
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Oddly satisfying porn parody
If the late John Hughes' secret vice was watching young ladies squirting, then this Stills & Mills porn parody of his (and others') 1980s films would have warmed his heart. I enjoyed its goofiness, and perhaps Hughes is better off dead (to quote that film title starring John Cusack from the era, no disrespect intended) not to have witnessed it.
Scripted by Alan, it slavishly imitates the original, down to Kristen's asides to the audience throughout as she plays hooky on her 18th birthday (one segment is titled "Eighteen Candles" is obvious homage to the master). She takes the occasion to hump her girlfriend (Kimmy Granger, same type as Kristen) and beautiful BFF (Melissa Moore), singly and in tandem.
Rounding out the cast is Veronica Rodriguez as a Latin beauty, with Moore and Veronica's scenes spoken in Spanish (with subtitles). Fountains of Poland Spring passed off as female ejaculations ensue throughout the feature, drunk down giddily by the actresses true to their profession as actresses/sex workers.
Instead of Matthew Broderick's iconic Ferrari we get an expensive if less impressive Acura NSX from 1995, something of a random choice. John Cusack is celebrated in spirit by a corny lift of his boom box serenade from "Say Anything". And Jaclyn Taylor gets to show off her acting chops (instead of her busty sexual expertise) for a change in a character role as Kristen's mama.
Scripted by Alan, it slavishly imitates the original, down to Kristen's asides to the audience throughout as she plays hooky on her 18th birthday (one segment is titled "Eighteen Candles" is obvious homage to the master). She takes the occasion to hump her girlfriend (Kimmy Granger, same type as Kristen) and beautiful BFF (Melissa Moore), singly and in tandem.
Rounding out the cast is Veronica Rodriguez as a Latin beauty, with Moore and Veronica's scenes spoken in Spanish (with subtitles). Fountains of Poland Spring passed off as female ejaculations ensue throughout the feature, drunk down giddily by the actresses true to their profession as actresses/sex workers.
Instead of Matthew Broderick's iconic Ferrari we get an expensive if less impressive Acura NSX from 1995, something of a random choice. John Cusack is celebrated in spirit by a corny lift of his boom box serenade from "Say Anything". And Jaclyn Taylor gets to show off her acting chops (instead of her busty sexual expertise) for a change in a character role as Kristen's mama.
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- Nov 13, 2018
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