- Balloon Animal Clown: [Upon seeing Sheldon and Mary in the elevator as she was about to enter] I'll take the next one.
- Balloon Animal Clown: [as she finishes a balloon animal and presents it] Ta-da! A dog!
- [Sheldon stares at her. Next, she's leaving his room crying and talking to herself]
- Balloon Animal Clown: For God's sake, it's not a *real* dog!