Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Lance Bass (2018)
Colin Mochrie: Self
Quotes
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Mixed Messages"] All right guys, we have some trouble. I see on the monitor there's an alien ship coming from the fiery planet.
Greg Proops : [reading text messages from Jessica's phone] "Oh! Basically, go to Babs's house, and when you're on Laurel, park on the right hand side of the street. It's close to Fryman Canyon."
Colin Mochrie : That's not going to help! By the time we get to Babs's house, the aliens will be on board and we'll be fried to a crisp.
Wayne Brady : [reading text messages from Kristin's phone] "I'll put you down as supervisor of the design team at Casa Stillo. Since you're pretty much and were, I'm sure it'll be fine. If you say no, longer than-"
Colin Mochrie : [interrupting] Shut up! I am the commander of this ship!
Greg Proops : "Oh, yeah!"
Colin Mochrie : Yes, I am! So everybody, arm yourself, we may be in for a fight.
Wayne Brady : "I'm excited."
Colin Mochrie : Yeah, me too.
Wayne Brady : "I'm proud of you."
Colin Mochrie : Thank you.
Greg Proops : "So, can you take whoever wants to go and meet me there at 3:30?"
Colin Mochrie : We can't go anywhere, we have to protect the ship!
Wayne Brady : "Fo sho."
Colin Mochrie : No, not "for show", for real!
Greg Proops : "Oh, you're sleeping. K, cool. Well I haven't even burned the incense yet, I just set it up in my room, it smells AMAZING. So that's cool."
Colin Mochrie : I want everyone to calm down. I understand burning incense calms you down-
[to Wayne]
Colin Mochrie : What are you doing?
Wayne Brady : "Everything works out."
Colin Mochrie : Oh, okay, good.
Wayne Brady : "... For YOU."
Colin Mochrie : All right, they've just breached the hull.
Greg Proops : "How tall are you?"
Colin Mochrie : I'm 6'1". Why?
Wayne Brady : "Dude, yeah!"
[high-fives Colin]
Colin Mochrie : There is not a height requirement to be a space commander!
Greg Proops : "Uh, J.K., at the happy hour, they were asking how tall you were, and we both texted at the same time."
Colin Mochrie : Really? J.K.'s interested? Anyway, we don't have time for that! All right, there, in the mess hall, they're heading this way. I want you to barricade the door.
Wayne Brady : "I'm happy that you're satisfied with your repairs."
Greg Proops : "And it's not like, okay, average to be like, oh I'm comfortable telling you my height after saying you liked tall girls. Like, no."
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Aisha Tyler : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Things you can say about America that you can't say about your partner."
Ryan Stiles : Well, we're fucked.
Colin Mochrie : Wow, the farther south you go, the hotter it gets.
Aisha Tyler : I'm afraid I can't let you in, I built a wall down south.
Wayne Brady : Borders!
[goes on stage]
Wayne Brady : So many people, and more coming every day.
Aisha Tyler : I'll let anyone in, everyone is welcome, regardless of your ethnicity, race, creed, age, gender, you're all welcome!
[audience cheers]
Colin Mochrie : I can name all the places of interest.
Aisha Tyler : Nice. Nice.
Greg Proops : Wow. We've been out here for weeks, and I haven't even seen the Great Divide.
[audience oohs]
Greg Proops : Really? Really?
Wayne Brady : It's so big, with so many ports of entry.