- Charlie Hudson: He's a highly trained law enforcement animal. He gets a little sensitive when you call him a pet.
- Jesse: Yeah, I take it you've never heard of the Fearless Freaks?
- Charlie Hudson: Sounds like a bad metal band.
- Jesse: There's no such thing as a bad metal band.
- Charlie Hudson: These guys actually make money doing this?
- Jesse: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, you can crowdfund anything now. A few years back, a guy on Kickstarter asked for funding to make potato salad. Got over 60K in days.
- Charlie Hudson: I'm in the wrong line of work.
- Jesse: The Freaks made over $15,000 on this stunt alone.
- Charlie Hudson: Wait, but they failed.
- Jesse: Doesn't matter. You'll notice there's no refund button.
- Ron Lake: The things he was doing... Those dangerous stunts. It was never going to end well for him. And better it happened now then after they got married. Or worse, had kids.
- Charlie Hudson: That's some tough love right there.
- Charlie Hudson: Wow! That's got to be a record for the shortest manhunt ever.
- Craig Templeton: I really hate that dog.
- Charlie Hudson: He grows on you.
- Sarah Truong: The hardest part is going home to an empty house at night.
- Charlie Hudson: Mmm. I felt the same way last year when my marriage ended. You should do what I did.
- Sarah Truong: What's that?
- Charlie Hudson: Brought home an ex-K9 dog to keep you company.
- Sarah Truong: You're saying I should find myself a Rex?
- Charlie Hudson: Everybody needs a Rex.
- Supt. Joe Donovan: A dog as a lie detector? That's a new one.
- Charlie Hudson: As long as they believe it.
- Supt. Joe Donovan: [to Ron Lake, the lawyer] You know, I always said that one day you'd be the one sitting in the hot seat. Lo and behold, there you are.
- Charlie Hudson: Renley. I know you called in that complaint. Hmm?
- Jan Renley: If I did, it would be well within my right.
- Jan Renley: He's trained to sense your aggression. And react accordingly. But I'm sure you knew that already.