- Marty Warbuck: Forgive me, Nelson. But it seems pretty cut and dry that...
- Alfonzo Itani: - I have a freakin' degree, knucklehead.
- Marty Warbuck: From where?
- Alfonzo Itani: I took an online course... Nothing your small brain could comprehend. Dick potato.
- Marty Warbuck: Online course... Oh, why would I doubt your credentials? Was that from U Dummy U?
- Alfonzo Itani: I've never heard of that school... It was offered through the KGBU.
- Marty Warbuck: Are you serious? What the eff is that?
- Alfonzo Itani: The Knowledge of Getting Brighter University.
- Marty Warbuck: You sir, are getting brainwashed by Russian hackers!
- Alfonzo Itani: Well... You sir, are a conspiracy theorist!