- Mary Cooper: [Mary learns that Georgie is taking a part-time job] Are you OK with this?
- George Cooper Sr.: Yeah, I think it'd be good for him.
- Mary Cooper: I don't know. I think his education should come first.
- Georgie Cooper: Come on, Mom, it's not like I'm gonna graduate Valedictatortorian.
- George Cooper Sr.: You heard him.
- Georgie Cooper: [Fixing the truck] Can I help?
- Herschel Sparks: Well, sure. Grab yourself a pair of coveralls and have at it.
- George Cooper Sr.: Really? I'm paying you so my own son can fix my truck?
- Herschel Sparks: Well, we could have my son do it, but we know how that's gonna end.
- Meemaw: Okay, we need to set a few ground rules.
- Sheldon Cooper: Rules, love 'em.
- Meemaw: Mazes, puzzles, panic attacks, you're in charge. Whooping monster butt - that's my purview.
- Sheldon Cooper: Understood. However...
- Meemaw: Excuse me. Is there a monster on that screen?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes ma'am.
- Meemaw: And can two players swing the magic sword?
- Sheldon Cooper: No.
- Meemaw: So, what does that mean as we go forward?
- Sheldon Cooper: I have to shut my yap.
- Meemaw: Attaboy.
- Sheldon Cooper: Can I still have a panic attack?
- Meemaw: If you do it quietly.