- Shi Fen: [voiceover] Having a zit on your forehead is a sign of puberty - the day when mankind remembers the fear of being dominated and how it's likely to be humiliated in a pool of blood.
- Shi Fen: [at the window] Don't you just feel better after watching the kids? Right?
- Shi Miao: [watching the boy in the sandbox] He might be happy now, but just wait until he grows up. He'll experience alcoholism and have liabilities. He might find out his child belongs to someone else, then he'll go through a divorce and be deceived by his friends. Once he loses everything, do you think he'll still remember his happy moments of playing with the sand?
- Wan Sui: [voiceover] Life lesson 101. Before using an electrical appliance, it's better to communicate with them. For example, you could shout at it!
- Daxiong: [throwing down an orange peel] Can't you walk straight?
- Shi Miao: No, because I'm sick.
- Daxiong: My mom once told me, people who hunch deserve a beating - a MEAN beating.
- Shi Miao: Say it again and I'll beat you up.
- Daxiong: I'm telling my mom that you threatened me. You're dead. Shi Fen's gonna get it from my mom.
- Wan Xing: Here's a lesson for you: First of all, you can't judge someone without understanding his situation. Second, you were pulling a prank on him. His actions don't make him an idiot. You're insulting him on purpose. Third, even if he was an idiot, with your level of intelligence, you're in no place to make fun of him.
- Daxiong: Whatever. You two are idiots.
- Wan Xing: This is why I hate children.