- Hank: If I don't come back, I'm either awake or extra coma dead.
- Hank: So, Heaven in the Empire Strikes Back? Nice
- Action Man: No, Purgatory is "Barbarella".
- Hank: What is "Barbarella"?
- Action Man: What's Barba... it's only the greatest space fantasy movie probably ever!
- Hank: Sir, again you are thinking of The Empire Strikes Back.
- Brock Sampson: I learned to count when I was three.
- Dean Venture: Hank.
- [Dean rubs the unconscious Hank's head]
- Dean Venture: I wish I had hair like yours. Fuck you, Hank.
- Action Man: [after Hank has jumped into a liquid in a dream world] That boy has moxie!
- Dr. Phineas Phage: That boy has undiagnosed attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.