- The Narrator: [narrating] Deep in the untamed west lies Professor Squawkencluck's secret robot test facility. So secret, that before this episode, no one bothered to mention it: Penfold City.
- Professor Squawkencluck: Mouse, you ruined my experiment.
- Danger Mouse: You ruined it when you came up with the ridiculous idea of making a perfect Penfold. No offence.
- Penfold: None taken, Chief.
- Professor Squawkencluck: Why bother, you're right. My devices suck and not in a good vacuum sucking way.
- Danger Mouse: Pull yourself together, Professor. Just look at Penfold, he's failed numerous times, and that's just in this episode. But he's still the best sidekick I could ever have.