Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Freddy Got Fingered (2018)

Malcolm Ray: Malcolm

Quotes 

• Malcolm : [arriving at the Critic's home dressed like Llewellyn Moss]  Hey, Critic, are you here? You weren't at the studio. Are we still shooting today? Hell, I've got my costume on and everything.

  Nostalgia Critic : [coming out, brandishing a shotgun]  Hello, Malcolm. Let's go to my room.

  [they sit in the Critic's room, looking at each other] 

  Malcolm : You don't have to do this. I could just go home.

  Nostalgia Critic : [mumbling like Anton Chigurh]  Let me ask you this: if a film is meant to be so bad that nobody would like it, then what is the purpose of the film if people like it? Is it a failure if it's hated by everyone, or a failure if it's enjoyed by a select few, even some well-known names?

  Malcolm : Do you have any idea how crazy you are?

  Nostalgia Critic : You mean the nature of this movie?

  Malcolm : I mean the nature of you.

  Nostalgia Critic : Did you ever think how much thought would go into making the absolute worst thing ever? If you believe, as some philosophers do, the complete perfection is Hell, then what's the opposite? What's Heaven? Nothing but flaws.

  Malcolm : [realizing what the Critic is talking about]  Oh, my God! Are you one of those assholes that defends "Freddy Got Fingered"?

  [In response, the Critic fires his shotgun at Malcolm, wounding him, but miraculously not killing him] 

  Malcolm : Ow!

  [Critic fires at him again] 

  Malcolm : That really hurt.

  [Confused, Critic shoots Malcolm - yet he still survives] 

  Malcolm : A lot!

  [Frustrated, the Critic pulls up the YouTube app on his phone and shows Malcolm a clip of the movie, showing Gord in a deer skin; at this, Malcolm finally breathes his last]