- Paul 'Deacon' Hern: Dalton, I heard a rumor you're working for the CIA now. Any truth to that?
- Jack Dalton: Yeah, I left the agency a while back. I work at a think tank now.
- Paul 'Deacon' Hern: Ooh, a think tank.
- [to MacGyver]
- Paul 'Deacon' Hern: What is he, the tank part?
- Angus MacGyver: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
- Paul 'Deacon' Hern: Kid's got an idea.
- Angus MacGyver: [grabs sat phone] We are going to bring the noise.
- Paul 'Deacon' Hern: I knew I liked this kid.
- Jack Dalton: Yeah, just don't bust your phone out around him.
- Omar Munoz: You ever put something back together the way it was before you broke it?
- Angus MacGyver: Where's the fun in that?
- Jack Dalton: [answering phone] Thanks for calling me back, Steve.
- Angus MacGyver: Jack, It's Mac. Who's Steve?
- Jack Dalton: Oh, hey. Hey, Mac. Uh, Steve is my financial advisor. We're just doing the biannual check-in on the state of my 401K.
- Angus MacGyver: Dude, you spend every dollar you make almost in real time. What's actually going on?