- Lucifer Morningstar: You landed on my bullet wound. That's exactly the jolt of blinding pain I needed to bring me 'round.
- Lucifer Morningstar: We can't miss the part of the case where we chase the suspect. Or you chase and I watch,
- Chloe Decker: I mean. Or you could help this time.
- [Runs through crowd]
- Chloe Decker: Out of the way. Out of the way.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Grabs a tire off the wall and throws it at suspect] See? Didn't have to chase him at all. He got tired.
- [Chloe glares at him]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, come on, I thought that was one of my better puns.
- Ella Lopez: [Freaking out] Look what I've done to my brain. Okay, I have been partying all the time, like, like, like, all... all the time. I-I think... I don't know, I think I've just been looking for a connection, something, anything since I lost what I had with the Big Guy, and now I'm gonna...
- [Eve kisses her]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Ladies. Oh. It's a comfort to know I'll expire erect.
- Amenadiel: Why didn't you tell me that Eve was here, Luci?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, please. I'm not gonna text you every time someone stays the night. Think of my data plan.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Is that my toothbrush?
- Eve: You're worried about your *toothbrush* being in my mouth?
- Marco: Look, shooting him was an accident. Okay? I'm sorry, I-I didn't mean to do it. I-I'm just trying to... I'm just trying to fix things.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, don't worry about it, pal. You just give me the gun, and I'll even things up.
- Amenadiel: She came here for the old you. The one she remembers from the garden. The one who sowed chaos and destruction for his own amusement.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Now you're making me nostalgic.
- Dan Espinoza: Is that Drill-Bit Beuwer?
- Mazikeen: Yep.
- Dan Espinoza: You know, he and his brother Sean are two of the most feared guys in the streets.
- Mazikeen: Yeah, well now they fear me.
- Eve: Adam's idea of paradise was laying around all day doing nothing. Once we got ESPN up there, forget it.
- Chloe Decker: Do you mean as in Eve Eve? As in Adam and Eve?
- Eve: I can't believe they still put his name first. These are supposed to be more progressive times.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I've gotten to know all of you in my time here, which is what makes this, my final case, so difficult.
- [Turns to guy]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Dougie, in the motor pool, who helped put a siren on my car, thank you for that.
- [Turns to young uni]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Cacuzza, in evidence, who always let me inspect the cocaine seizures first.
- [chuckles]
- Lucifer Morningstar: And you, nameless uni, I think I'll miss you most of all.
- Kevin: I thought you were here about the kit cars.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Kit cars? You mean those awful replicas that only look vintage? Those don't fool anybody with taste.
- Kevin: True. But you can make a ton of money selling them to goobers who can't tell the difference. It's not like it's illegal.
- Chloe Decker: Sounds illegal.
- Kevin: Um, it-it is illegal. But it's not murder.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I see the cocaine is working.
- Ella Lopez: [Speaking a mile a minute] Really? How can you tell? I don't feel any different.
- Marco: Who the hell puts green onions and ranch dressing on a sandwich? You better hope that your friends are better at finding people than they are at taking food orders. 'Cause I'm beginning to lose my patience!
- Chloe Decker: [Whispering] Dan wouldn't make a mistake like that.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Are you sure? I once saw him eat a marble 'cause it was in a candy dish.
- Lucifer Morningstar: And we only had sex twice more.
- Linda Martin: Mm-hmm.
- Lucifer Morningstar: But I'm a "ten times a day" man, Doctor. "Big Ben strikes ten," as they say. I'm Big Ben.
- Linda Martin: Yeah, I got that.
- [Continues]
- Linda Martin: Is it possible that the word "boyfriend" is what... stopped the clock?
- Lucifer Morningstar: One last case should be enough.
- Chloe Decker: Enough for what?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well for closure, of course.
- Chloe Decker: What does that mean?
- Lucifer Morningstar: I... I-I'm not sure, but the doctor told me I needed it.
- Lucifer Morningstar: There are certain perks to having a boyfriend who works with the LAPD. An endless supply of handcuffs, for one.
- Ella Lopez: That is just it. I was in there. I was in there. I was right in the middle of it, and I asked Him for a sign. And that's when I realized, Dan, I wasn't gonna get one. I wasn't gonna get one because I had to count on myself. Because... God doesn't exist.
- Linda Martin: Sometimes, when someone has real feelings for someone and it doesn't work out, they shut down to anything new until they can deal with those leftover feelings.
- Kevin: I never saw him myself. Uh, but I saw his car. He has a-an awful '92 Geo Metro in-in Polynesian green.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Ugh.
- Kevin: Right?