- Wilbur Strauss: What news from the hospital?
- Detective Inspector Rabbit: Well, he's alive, but he's lost some bits.
- Mabel Wisbech: Which bits?
- Detective Inspector Rabbit: Uh, straight bit, round bit, curly bit. I'm not really a doctor.
- Wilbur Strauss: When a policeman meets someone and falls in love, does she always turn out to be the killer?
- Wilbur Strauss: No, sometimes she gets killed. On the morning of your wedding day.
- Detective Inspector Rabbit: It's nearly Brick Night. You can't have brick night without...
- Mabel Wisbech: Brick Man.
- Wilbur Strauss: Naturally. What are you talking about?
- Mabel Wisbech: It's an East End thing. Don't they have bricks in Incest-Upon-Avon?
- Detective Inspector Rabbit: And every Brick Night, Brick Man steps out of Brick World.
- Mabel Wisbech: Wears brick clothes and has a brick face, and if you don't believe in him stabs you in the neck repeatedly with his brick knife.
- Detective Inspector Rabbit: Just a bit of fun for the kids.