Mombie Dearest
- Episode aired Dec 6, 2018
- TV-14
- 42m
Jo's return hits too close to home for Alaric; An unexpected betrayal causes tensions to boil over between Hope and Rafael.Jo's return hits too close to home for Alaric; An unexpected betrayal causes tensions to boil over between Hope and Rafael.Jo's return hits too close to home for Alaric; An unexpected betrayal causes tensions to boil over between Hope and Rafael.
- Landon Kirby
- (credit only)
- Josie Saltzman
- (as Kaylee Bryant)
- Rafael Waithe
- (as Peyton Alex Smith)
- Alaric Saltzman
- (as Matt Davis)
- Salvatore Student
- (uncredited)
- Salvatore Witch
- (uncredited)
- Graveyard Zombie
- (uncredited)
Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaThe twins turn 16 in this episode.
- Quotes
Alaric Saltzman: Okay, let's talk. Who are you? What do you want?
Jo Laughlin: I'm Josette Laughlin, almost Saltzman.
Alaric Saltzman: No, Jo Laughlin is dead.
Josie Saltzman: I'm well aware. It's not everyday you get murdered at your shotgun wedding.
Alaric Saltzman: Okay, what's the last thing you remember?
Jo Laughlin: Morning sickness. My dress. Our vows. My psychopath twin brother with a very large knife. And then...
[shakes her head]
Jo Laughlin: nothing. How long ago was that? You look a little... seasoned.
Alaric Saltzman: About sixteen years ago.
Jo Laughlin: [shocked] Sixteen years.
[exhales]
Jo Laughlin: I don't know what to say. How are you? How are you d...?
Alaric Saltzman: Oh, just cut the... Just drop the act, okay?
Jo Laughlin: It's not an act, Ric. This is Mystic Falls. I'm not exactly the first person to be brought back from the dead.
Alaric Saltzman: Yeah, well, things have gotten a little complicated around here lately.
[there's a knock on the door]
Lizzie Saltzman: Uh, Dad? Why is your door locked?
Jo Laughlin: "Dad"?
Josie Saltzman: And when were you gonna tell us that Mom wasn't coming back?
Alaric Saltzman: I was about to.
[has his hand over Jo's mouth]
Alaric Saltzman: There - There's a strike at the airport in Mozambique.
Lizzie Saltzman: She couldn't compel a pilot and hop on a private jet?
Alaric Saltzman: She'll explain everything later, okay? But right now I need you to go, because I am wrapping your presents!
Josie Saltzman: No, you're not. You're lying through your teeth!
Alaric Saltzman: [Lizzie and Josie place their palms against the door to siphon magic, they chant, and as the door flies open:] Oh...
Lizzie Saltzman: Who's this trollop?
Jo Laughlin: [whispers softly] Oh, my God...
Alaric Saltzman: I need you to leave right now.
Jo Laughlin: I'm sorry.
[looks at them:]
Jo Laughlin: How old are you?
Josie Saltzman, Lizzie Saltzman: Sixteen.
Josie Saltzman: Today.
Lizzie Saltzman: It's our birthday.