- Eric Morden: Alas, our merry band of misfits were not equipped for grand acts of heroism just yet. That was a finesse that dear old daddy hadn't bothered to teach them.
- Niles Caulder: Who are you talking to?
- Eric Morden: Grant Morrison fans, Reddit trolls with DC subscriptions, and the three new fans who stuck around after the donkey fart.
- Victor Stone: Okay, um, how does she work exactly?
- Cliff Steele: Work? She's not a fucking machine, and I have no idea.
- Cliff Steele: Where are you going?
- Rita Farr: It's Thursday, trash day.
- Cliff Steele: So that's it? I'm going it alone?
- Rita Farr: What did you expect Cliff? We're not heroes.
- Crazy Jane: Oh my gosh, I know who you are. You're Cyborg.
- Victor Stone: In the flesh, and you are?
- Crazy Jane: Baby Doll, duh. I'm your biggest fan. You are so cool. Way cooler than the Flash.
- Victor Stone: You want to know a secret? He's not even that fast.