- Leo: I'd say, from your ethical booties and your green car, you're still a vegan, but you cheat.
- Frankie Bergstein: Only if I know the Doritos have been raised humanely.
- Brianna Hanson: [sobbing uncontrollably after Coyote's heartfelt talk with Luke]
- Coyote Bergstein: Oh, my God. Did I make you cry?
- Brianna Hanson: No. I got bored and I started reading the backs of the DVDs.
- [sniffling]
- Brianna Hanson: Why? Why do dogs have to die?