The Witcher (TV Series)

Rare Species (2019)

Joey Batey: Jaskier

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Quotes 

• Eyck of Denesle : Lady Yennefer, may I escort you to your tent?

  Yennefer : Will you be joining me?

  Eyck of Denesle : My lady, I would never degrade your honor in such a way.

  Jaskier : [Snorts]  I hate to break it to you, but that ship has sailed, wrecked and sunk to the bottom of the ocean.

• Borch Three Jackdaws : This is a first for me, and that's saying something. I've very few firsts left. But to dine with the Geralt of Rivia... Your adventures are legend.

  Jaskier : You're welcome.

• Jaskier : Geralt, they... With the... This woman just killed a man with her bare hands for trying to steal your horse.

  Geralt of Rivia : Maybe she'll make a better travel companion, then.

• Jaskier : You have the most incredible neck. It's like a... a sexy goose.

• Yennefer : How is it that I've walked this earth for decades without coming across a witcher, and then the first one I meet, I can't get rid of?

  Jaskier : I'd say something strange was afoot, but then again, witchers are bound to bump into monsters eventually.

• Jaskier : Who slits a man's throat while he's relieving his bowels? Is nothing sacred anymore?

• Jaskier : So... we're all about to have new evil overlords, and dragons are, in fact, a thing. Good day all round.

• Borch Three Jackdaws : Those dwarfs will be part of the hunt.

  Jaskier : Geralt could handle them in his sleep.

  Yarpen Zigrin : [Suddenly attacks the barman]  Fuckin' right! He said he wants four fuckin' pints! Now!

  Jaskier : ...Or maybe a little bit awake.