- Yennefer: I've heard tales of your kind, witcher. You are a mutant. Created by magic. Roaming the continent. Hunting monsters... for a price. I thought you'd have fangs or horns or something.
- Geralt of Rivia: I had them filed down.
- Chireadan: Why on earth would you enlist the mage's help after my warning? It's as though you thought the scorpion were prettier than a spider because of its lovely tail.
- The Adonis: Love surprises. Love visitors. A surprise visitor all the more.
- Cahir: I've had eyes on you for a while.
- The Adonis: We're very flattered. But who is this secret peeper peeping all our secrets?
- Jaskier: Geralt! Hello. What's it been, months? Years? What is time, anyway? I heard you were in town. Are you following me, you scamp? I mean, I'm flattered and everything, but you should really think about getting a hobby one of these days.
- Chireadan: I hope your rampage was well worth it.
- Geralt of Rivia: "Rampage"? What did I do?
- Chireadan: Where to begin? You... attacked a pawnbroker in his shop, kicking him in the delicate places.
- [Geralt grunts]
- Chireadan: You also dragged the apothecary into the street, pulled down his pants and thrashed his arse with a belt.
- Giant Bald Guard: A fee for entrance.
- Geralt of Rivia: A fee to see the mayor? This is urgent.
- Giant Bald Guard: I don't make the rules. But money opens all doors.
- Geralt of Rivia: Hm.
- [Takes out coin pouch and knocks the guard unconscious with it]
- Geralt of Rivia: So it does.
- Jaskier: [When he thinks Geralt is dead] I'm gonna write you... the best song... so that everyone remembers who you were, what we did, everything we saw. And I will sing it... for the rest of my days. He always said I had the most wonderful singing voice.
- Geralt of Rivia: How long will he sleep for?
- Yennefer: Long enough for you to bathe.
- Geralt of Rivia: I hardly think bathing in this house is going to leave me any cleaner.
- Chireadan: The sentence will be passed by the very council members you attacked. It is sure to be death.
- Geralt of Rivia: I suppose that's one way of getting some rest.
- Jaskier: [after waking up in Yennefer's house] Look, I am so sorry, but I've just remembered I left my... cat on the... stove. I really must be going.
- Geralt of Rivia: What happened?
- Jaskier: Well, I was having a rather lovely dream which then turned into a nightmare. There were naked women in both parts. The first one was loving, tender, very generous. The second, significantly more terrifying.
- Yennefer: You were created by magic. Our magic.
- Geralt of Rivia: [Sarcastic] Thank you. Made for a magical childhood.
- Yennefer: Happy childhoods make for dull company.
- Geralt of Rivia: Djinns are only dark creatures when held captive.
- Yennefer: How can you be so sure?
- Geralt of Rivia: When did you last feel happy when you felt trapped?
- Jaskier: You know, the Countess de Stael once said to me that destiny is just the embodiment of the soul's desire to grow.
- Geralt of Rivia: Did you sing to her before she left?
- Jaskier: I did, actually, and she... Why, what are you implying? Oh...
- [Getting upset]
- Jaskier: We are *so* having this conversation. Come on, Geralt. Tell me. Be honest. How's my singing?
- Geralt of Rivia: It's like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling.
- Jaskier: Do not tell me that this is finally the moment you've decided to actually care about someone other than yourself? Leave the very sexy but insane witch to her inevitable demise!
- Jaskier: Djinn, I have freed thee, and as of this day, I am thy lord. Firstly, may Valdo Marx, the troubadour of Cidaris, be struck down with apoplexy and die. Secondly, the Countess de Stael must welcome me back with glee, open arms and very little clothing.