The Witcher (TV Series)

Bottled Appetites (2019)

Joey Batey: Jaskier

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Quotes 

• Jaskier : Geralt! Hello. What's it been, months? Years? What is time, anyway? I heard you were in town. Are you following me, you scamp? I mean, I'm flattered and everything, but you should really think about getting a hobby one of these days.

• Jaskier : [When he thinks Geralt is dead]  I'm gonna write you... the best song... so that everyone remembers who you were, what we did, everything we saw. And I will sing it... for the rest of my days. He always said I had the most wonderful singing voice.

• Jaskier : [after waking up in Yennefer's house]  Look, I am so sorry, but I've just remembered I left my... cat on the... stove. I really must be going.

• Geralt of Rivia : What happened?

  Jaskier : Well, I was having a rather lovely dream which then turned into a nightmare. There were naked women in both parts. The first one was loving, tender, very generous. The second, significantly more terrifying.

• Jaskier : You know, the Countess de Stael once said to me that destiny is just the embodiment of the soul's desire to grow.

  Geralt of Rivia : Did you sing to her before she left?

  Jaskier : I did, actually, and she... Why, what are you implying? Oh...

  [Getting upset] 

  Jaskier : We are *so* having this conversation. Come on, Geralt. Tell me. Be honest. How's my singing?

  Geralt of Rivia : It's like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling.

• Jaskier : Do not tell me that this is finally the moment you've decided to actually care about someone other than yourself? Leave the very sexy but insane witch to her inevitable demise!

• Jaskier : Djinn, I have freed thee, and as of this day, I am thy lord. Firstly, may Valdo Marx, the troubadour of Cidaris, be struck down with apoplexy and die. Secondly, the Countess de Stael must welcome me back with glee, open arms and very little clothing.