The Witcher (TV Series)

Bottled Appetites (2019)

Henry Cavill: Geralt of Rivia

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Quotes 

• Yennefer : I've heard tales of your kind, witcher. You are a mutant. Created by magic. Roaming the continent. Hunting monsters... for a price. I thought you'd have fangs or horns or something.

  Geralt of Rivia : I had them filed down.

• Chireadan : I hope your rampage was well worth it.

  Geralt of Rivia : "Rampage"? What did I do?

  Chireadan : Where to begin? You... attacked a pawnbroker in his shop, kicking him in the delicate places.

  [Geralt grunts] 

  Chireadan : You also dragged the apothecary into the street, pulled down his pants and thrashed his arse with a belt.

• Giant Bald Guard : A fee for entrance.

  Geralt of Rivia : A fee to see the mayor? This is urgent.

  Giant Bald Guard : I don't make the rules. But money opens all doors.

  Geralt of Rivia : Hm.

  [Takes out coin pouch and knocks the guard unconscious with it] 

  Geralt of Rivia : So it does.

• Geralt of Rivia : How long will he sleep for?

  Yennefer : Long enough for you to bathe.

  Geralt of Rivia : I hardly think bathing in this house is going to leave me any cleaner.

• Chireadan : The sentence will be passed by the very council members you attacked. It is sure to be death.

  Geralt of Rivia : I suppose that's one way of getting some rest.

• Geralt of Rivia : What happened?

  Jaskier : Well, I was having a rather lovely dream which then turned into a nightmare. There were naked women in both parts. The first one was loving, tender, very generous. The second, significantly more terrifying.

• Yennefer : You were created by magic. Our magic.

  Geralt of Rivia : [Sarcastic]  Thank you. Made for a magical childhood.

  Yennefer : Happy childhoods make for dull company.

• Geralt of Rivia : Djinns are only dark creatures when held captive.

  Yennefer : How can you be so sure?

  Geralt of Rivia : When did you last feel happy when you felt trapped?

• Jaskier : You know, the Countess de Stael once said to me that destiny is just the embodiment of the soul's desire to grow.

  Geralt of Rivia : Did you sing to her before she left?

  Jaskier : I did, actually, and she... Why, what are you implying? Oh...

  [Getting upset] 

  Jaskier : We are *so* having this conversation. Come on, Geralt. Tell me. Be honest. How's my singing?

  Geralt of Rivia : It's like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling.