The Witcher (TV Series)

Of Banquets, Bastards and Burials (2019)

Henry Cavill: Geralt of Rivia

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• Geralt of Rivia : At least when Filavandrel's blade kissed my throat, I didn't shit myself. Which is all I can hope for you, good lords. At your final breath, a shitless death. But I doubt it.

• Geralt of Rivia : I will not suffer tonight sober just because you hid your sausage in the wrong royal pantry.

• Jaskier : I've always wanted to know, do witchers ever retire?

  Geralt of Rivia : Yeah. When they slow and get killed.

• Jaskier : It is one night bodyguarding your very best friend in the whole wide world. How hard could it be?

  Geralt of Rivia : I'm not your friend.

  Jaskier : Oh, really? Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?

• Geralt of Rivia : Destiny helps people believe there's an order to this horseshit. There isn't. But a promise made must be honored. As true for a commoner as it is for a queen.

• Geralt of Rivia : How many of these lords want to kill you?

  Jaskier : Hard to say. One stops keeping count after a while. Wives, concubines, mothers sometimes.

• Jaskier : [sotto]  All right, so stay close to me, look mean and pretend you're a mute. Can't have anyone finding out who you actually are...

  Mousesack : [booming]  Geralt of Rivia, the mighty witcher!

  Jaskier : Shit...

  Mousesack : I haven't seen you since the plague!

  Geralt of Rivia : Good times, Mousesack.

  Mousesack : [laughs]  I've missed your sour complexion.

• Queen Calanthe : How does a witcher find himself at my daughter's wedding feast dressed like a...

  Geralt of Rivia : I'm protecting the bard from vengeful royal cuckolds.

  Queen Calanthe : Hmm. Idiots, the lot of them.

• Mousesack : If you dismiss it, leave without claiming this child surprise, you will surely unleash true calamity upon us all.

  Geralt of Rivia : I'll take that chance.

• Geralt of Rivia : Tell me, Your Majesty; why do you risk your life on the battlefield when you can rest on your throne?

  Queen Calanthe : Because there is a simplicity in killing monsters, is there not?