The Witcher (TV Series)

Four Marks (2019)

Joey Batey: Jaskier

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Quotes 

• Jaskier : I love the way you just... sit in the corner and brood.

• Jaskier : This is the part where we escape.

  Geralt of Rivia : This is the part where they kill us.

• Jaskier : [singing]  They came after me/ With masterful deceit/ Broke down my lute/ And they kicked in my teeth/ While the devil's horns/ Minced our tender meat/ And so cried the Witcher/ "He can't be bleat..."

  Geralt of Rivia : That's not how it happened. Where's your newfound respect?

  Jaskier : Respect doesn't make history.

• Jaskier : White hair... big, old loner, two very... very scary-looking swords. I know who you are.

• Jaskier : No one else hesitated to comment on the quality of my performance, except... for you. Come on. You don't want to keep a man with... bread in his pants waiting. You must have some review for me. Three words or less.

  Geralt of Rivia : [Long pause]  They don't exist.

  Jaskier : [Confused]  What don't exist?

  Geralt of Rivia : The creatures in your song.

• Jaskier : I heard your note, and, yes, you're right, maybe real adventures would make better stories. And you, sir, smell chock-full of them. Amongst other things.

  [Sniffs] 

  Jaskier : I mean, what is that? Is that onion? It doesn't matter. Whatever it is, you smell of death and destiny. Heroics and heartbreak.

  Geralt of Rivia : [Flatly]  It's onion.

• Jaskier : Quick, Geralt. Do your witchering!

• Jaskier : There I go again, just delivering exposition.

• Jaskier : [singing]  You'd be wise to beware/ The pike with the spike/ That lurks in your drawers/ Or the flying drake/ That will fill you with horror/ Need old Nan the Hag/ To stir up a potion/ So that your lady/ May get an abortion

  Drunk Guy : Abort yourself!

• Jaskier : What are we looking for again?

  Geralt of Rivia : Blessed silence.