- Bart Simpson: The Little Mermaid was created by Disney before they created Spider-Man and Star Wars.
- Marge Simpson: You slept in the plane, you slept during customs, you slept on the way here. Copenhagen is calling.
- Homer Simpson: Take a message.
- Homer Simpson: Tubby or not tubby? That is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to withstand the wings and nachos of outrageous portions, or just have fish and end it. Aye, there's the rub! Brisket rubs, Memphis rubs, all the rubs I'll miss when I shovel off from Buffallo, motzarella... No! I'm an American, and I must get my familly back to America, the greatest country in the world!... 1917 to 2016.