Green Eggs and Ham (TV Series)

Car (2019)

Michael Douglas: Guy

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Quotes 

• Guy : Why are there so many vases?

• [Sam eats the green eggs in the car. Guy stares in horror at the green yolk in Sam's mouth] 

  Sam : Mmm. Mmm.

  Guy : Ew...

  [He gags in disgust] 

  Sam : Mmm... Hey, man, you gotta get in on this! I got enough for both of us!

  Guy : [raising a hand to stop Sam from peddling the dish]  No! I will not eat them in a car.

  Sam : Okay. That is an oddly specific stance on the matter.

  [He places the tray on the seat] 

  Sam : But I'm gonna keep this edible joy right here for when you change your mind.

  Guy : [yawning]  I've got a better plan.

  [He pulls his hat lower, folds his arms and nestles into his seat, drifting off to a refreshing and much-needed sleep] 

  Sam : Ah, good thinking, trav buddy. You take a load off and get some shuteye.

  [He starts the car and drives on] 

  Sam : You are safe and sound with old Sam behind the wheel.

• Bellhop : We hope you're enjoying your executive suite featuring seventeen rare and priceless vases.

  Guy : Are those, by any chance, insured?

  Bellhop : [laughing]  No! They're rare and priceless!

• Bellhop : Anyhoo, as a Quintuple Stainless Member, you are now entitled to a complimentary lullaby! So, if you'll just snuzzle yourself into bed and allow me to tuck you in...

  Guy : If you don't mind...

  [He hurriedly pushes the bellhop away to stop him from seeing the Chickeraffe, who is still causing havoc in his hotel room] 

  Guy : ... I sleep better standing up.

• Guy : I'm headed to Meepville to be a Paint Watcher.

  Sam : [idly drumming on the steering wheel]  Whoa, watching paint dry? Fun! Fun, fun. Fun, fun, fun.

  Guy : It's not fun. It's a solid, practical, fall-back profession.

  [Sam leans on the steering wheel with a broad, forced smile, trying desperately to look interested in Guy's new career] 

  Sam : [feigning interest but instead sounding sarcastic]  Uh-huh. Very solid. Not giving up on your dream at all.

• Narrator : Guy started to think he made the wrong choice.

  Guy : Hey! Who said that? What is that voice?

  Narrator : I'm the narrator, Guy, this dude in your brain. And if you can hear me, you're going...

  [He chuckles wickedly] 

  Narrator : ... insane!

• Waitress : [talking to Guy over the phone]  Eight-three-five... Are you writing? 8351 North Bluff Gluff. North, not South.

  Guy : [trying to force the Chickeraffe back into the briefcase]  Yes. And you're sure that's where he lives? The little guy who ordered the green eggs and ham?

  Waitress : Oh, yes! Sam! That's right! You guys are briefcase buddies!

  Guy : No! We are not briefcase buddies!

• Sam : I am a licensed wildlife rescuer. Those badguys wanna sell the poor fella to a collector, whereas I have his best interests in mind.

  Guy : [dryly]  Your mother must be proud.