- Lnq: UUelcome's hypothesis is that the human nervous filesystem can be exploited by just one roving byte. This is my requiem; once I have my exploit there's no need for me to be anywhere.
- Lnq: All I aim to be is Stewperman. Equivalently, if I can't become Stewperman, I don't want to 'be' at all. Solipsism is the absurd conclusion; you're all NPCs in my gameshow.
- Lnq: Aliens from another world, huh? You heard about my magnificence and must have come all this way to see the legend himself - me.