UUelcome (1997– )

Lnq: Self

Quotes 

• Lnq : UUelcome's hypothesis is that the human nervous filesystem can be exploited by just one roving byte. This is my requiem; once I have my exploit there's no need for me to be anywhere.

• Lnq : All I aim to be is Stewperman. Equivalently, if I can't become Stewperman, I don't want to 'be' at all. Solipsism is the absurd conclusion; you're all NPCs in my gameshow.

• Lnq : Stink Larbureiy is a bad, bad person.

• Lnq : stewcing is a mind sport, and I consider myself a mathlete.

• Lnq : Just me and Joey Koala.

• Lnq : Aliens from another world, huh? You heard about my magnificence and must have come all this way to see the legend himself - me.

• Lnq : stew choreography will take you to the Stewpot.