- Aziraphale: I like to think none of this would have worked out if you weren't, at heart, just a little bit of a good person.
- Crowley: And if you weren't, deep down, just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing.
- [Aziraphale smiles modestly]
- Narrator: He couldn't see why people made such a fuss about people eating their apples. But, life would be a lot less fun if they didn't. And there never was an apple, in Adam's opinion, that wasn't worth the trouble you got in for eating it.
- Crowley: I don't suppose that anywhere in the nine circles of hell there is such a thing as a rubber duck. No?