Superstore (TV Series)
Local Vendors Day (2018)
Colton Dunn: Garrett
Quotes
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Glenn : Today is local vendors day. This is Cloud 9's way of supporting the local small business owners we're constantly putting out of business. And this year, we have a very special vendor. Just look at these beautiful needlepoints. This is certainly an exciting product.
Dina : Glenn, we all know that's your wife.
Glenn : No, no, it isn't. She is just a talented craftswoman who is gracing us with her presence.
Jerusha : Thank you, kind sir. I appreciate the opportunity with to sell my crafts in your lovely store.
Glenn : Well, the pleasure is all ours. It's just so exciting to have such a beautiful stranger at our vendor fair.
Jonah : What's happening?
Amy : I think it's foreplay.
Garrett : Glenn, are you gonna tell your wife that you're flirting with one of the vendors?
Glenn : Oh, I don't think she'll mind.
Garrett : Oh, so you guys have an open marriage.
Glenn : What's that?
Amy : It means you're allowed to have sex with people who aren't your spouse.
Jerusha : It's like the Walkers.
Glenn : Oh. Oh, oh, God, no!
Cheyenne : Then why are you trying to get at the vendor lady?
Mateo : Are you cheating on Jerusha?
Dina : You know what? I'm gonna call her.
Glenn : No, don't call her.
Amy : She deserves to know.
Glenn : [Dina makes the call. Jerusha's phone rings] Don't answer that!