- Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother: We'd like to ask you some questions. And it's important while answering those questions that you remain clearheaded, unemotional, rational, and calm.
- Princess Anne: As opposed to what? The hysterical and neurotic way I normally behave?
- Wallis Simpson: Watch out for your family.
- Prince Charles: They mean well.
- Wallis Simpson: No they don't.
- Queen Elizabeth II: [door opens]
- [dogs whimper]
- Queen Elizabeth II: I am sorry, Prime Minister. They mean no harm.
- Edward Heath: All animals mean harm. They are but a meal away from barbarism.
- [dogs yelp]