NCIS (TV Series)
Handle with Care (2018)
Pauley Perrette: Abby Sciuto
Quotes
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Abby Sciuto : So, I found cyanide in Petty Officer Sweeney's blood.
Timothy McGee : How do you think it got in his system?
Abby Sciuto : That's a good question, and the answer is "tragically". Death by cookies.
Timothy McGee : Cookies?
Abby Sciuto : Yeah, frosted almond cookies with little almond bits and some poison mixed in.
Timothy McGee : Where did he get poisoned cookies?
Abby Sciuto : I called Spain, and they said there is nothing close to a frosted almond cookie on their whole base.
Timothy McGee : Maybe something from his personal effects?
Abby Sciuto : And we are on the same page.
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Abby Sciuto : This is a care package that was sent from Franconia, Virginia. And I wouldn't eat these if I were you.
Timothy McGee : Well, is there anything here that we can work with?
Abby Sciuto : Other than James Sweeney's own fingerprints? There was no hair, no DNA, no forensics.
Timothy McGee : [noticing a pair of pictures] Hey, what are these?
Abby Sciuto : Those... are the kicker.
Timothy McGee : Hmm.
Abby Sciuto : He sent the package.
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Ellie Bishop : I am not built for all-nighters anymore.
Clayton Reeves : I forget. Can anybody beat 3:23 p.m.?
Timothy McGee : Well, the earliest post I can find describing the murder is 2:59 on a chat site called JohnOTruth.com.
Ellie Bishop : Mm, I got 2:44 on Twitter.
Clayton Reeves : I can't keep them straight.
Abby Sciuto : Don't worry. I'm keeping a running list of all the posts.
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Nick Torres : I got it!
Ellie Bishop : Thank god.
Clayton Reeves : Well, where was it?
Nick Torres : Oh, it was in an e-mail account I forgot I had.
Ellie Bishop : What? Well, what are you talking about?
Nick Torres : My missing LES, baby. Pay period eleven, 2013. I've been looking for it all night.
Abby Sciuto : Wait. So... you've been in there working on your taxes?
Nick Torres : Yes.
Clayton Reeves : And you haven't done anything the entire time?
Nick Torres : I can multitask.
Timothy McGee : I no longer feel bad the IRS wants to take all your money.