Natasha Leggero: Lillian Bellacourt

Quotes 

• Colonel Beauregard Trimbald : We have a saying in the toilet industry that a good toilet is a better listener than it is a talker.

  Lillian Bellacourt : I don't understand what that means.

  Colonel Beauregard Trimbald : It means it takes in more than it spits out.

  Lillian Bellacourt : I never spit out!

  Colonel Beauregard Trimbald : Oh, ho, you're a sweet little toilet, aren't you? You know, a lot of girls say they're 11 when they're really 15.

  Lillian Bellacourt : I would never lie to you.