- Katie Otto: I do not like what our nice, fun-loving Taylor has become since she started hanging out with these popular girls.
- Anna-Kat Otto: This is the way she walks around school with her stuck-up friends.
- [flings her hair back and forth in a provocative manner]
- Greg Otto: Excellent pantomime work.
- Katie Otto: Mm-hmm.
- Anna-Kat Otto: [O.S] Mom! Dad! Come quick! You have to see this!
- [Katie and Greg walk into the dining room to see the words "I Want to Stay" next to their pet pig]
- Anna-Kat Otto: It's exactly like in "Charlotte's Web." Hans Gruber can spell. We can't give away a pig this special.
- Katie Otto: Actually, in "Charlotte's Web," it was the spider who could spell, not the pig. So...
- Anna-Kat Otto: I had to pick the one book you've read.
- Greg Otto: Sweetie, Hans Gruber belongs on a farm.
- Anna-Kat Otto: But I don't want him to go.
- Katie Otto: I know. But if you love somebody, you need to let them grow. And sometimes that means letting them go.
- Anna-Kat Otto: [mocking] And then you'll put my hair in a bow. Stop trying to Dr. Seuss me.