The Mule (2018)
Clint Eastwood: Earl Stone
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Quotes
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Mary : You were the love of my life, and the pain of my life. And I need you to know, it's all the world to me that you're here.
[moaning]
Earl Stone : I love you Mary.
Mary : More today than yesterday.
Earl Stone : But not as much as tomorrow.
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Earl Stone : The only people who want to live to 100 are 99 year olds.
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Earl Stone : For what it's worth, I'm sorry for everything.
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[last lines]
Earl Stone : It's just time is all. I could buy everything, but I couldn't buy time.
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Earl Stone : Yeah next time you see me, I'll be texting my brains out!
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Earl Stone : I'll help you negroes out.
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Earl Stone : You're right. I thought it was more important to be somebody out there than the damn failure I was here at my own home.
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Mary : How did you come into all that money?
Earl Stone : Well, I just... Well, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm a high-end gigolo.
Mary : [laughing and wheezing]
Earl Stone : Bounty hunter?
Mary : Come on. Seriously, come on.
Earl Stone : All right, seriously. Okay. I've become a drug mule for the cartel. And I've got 305 kilos of cocaine sitting right in the back of my truck out there.
Mary : [eyeing him closely then laughs again]
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Agent Colin Bates : It's good to talk to one of you guys once in a while.
Earl Stone : "You guys"?
Agent Colin Bates : You know...
Earl Stone : What kind of guys?
Agent Colin Bates : You're just willing to... You live so long, I think you've probably lost your filter.
Earl Stone : Really. I never realized I ever had one...
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Earl Stone : Internet! Who needs it?
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Earl Stone : Are you sure you're Mexican? You're acting like you're under The Fuhrer or something.
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Earl Stone : [walking up to him] What? I thought you were dead. No such luck, I guess.
Tim Kennedy : Let me tell you something. Did anyone ever tell you you're a bit of an asshole, Earl?
Earl Stone : All the time. Even in Spanish. All the time.
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Earl Stone : Why did the horticulturist walk cross the hotel lobby?
[in unison, crowd says 'why?']
Earl Stone : He wanted to get to the bar, and that's exactly where I'm headed.
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Axl : Where you been, Earl?
Earl Stone : I've been unavailable.
