- David Rossi: Emily, you think I can take the next few days off, use some of my annual leave?
- [Emily and Garcia stare at Rossi]
- David Rossi: What?
- Penelope Garcia: David Rossi? Time off?
- Emily Prentiss: I think we've entered a parallel universe?
- Penelope Garcia: [picks up Emily's stapler and hits herself with it] Ouch! No! This is actually happening
- David Rossi: Okay, stop the theatrics! I've got a call this evening from Krystall
- Penelope Garcia: Krystall? With the K and two L's?
- Penelope Garcia: Wow, wait! What's happening? Did I miss something?
- Emily Prentiss: Eh, she was Rossi's third ex-wife. She was a black-jack dealer in Las Vegas
- David Rossi: And our love blossomed as so many of the great ones do over a deck of cards and lots of casino comped booze
- Emily Prentiss: Now what happened? That sounds like a love for the ages
- David Rossi: Once we sobered up, we had the marriage annulled
- Penelope Garcia: Why did I not know about this? You know the rules: all gossips funnels through me!
- Emily Prentiss: Oh, wait! It's get better: they got married in one of those drive-thru marriage chapels, right?
- David Rossi: Yup, two blocks off the Strip. Our secret vows were officiated by an Elvis impersonator who might have been drunker than we were
- Emily Prentiss: But he was tortured vigorously. That's awfully vicious for a female
- Luke Alvez: [Giggling] Don't kid yourself. When native-American worriers couldn't get information out of a captured prisoner, they hand him over to their women
- Emily Prentiss: They did?
- [Luke nods yes and walks away]
- Emily Prentiss: I should put that tidbit on a plaque and hang it over my desk
- Dr. Tara Lewis: [opening quote] "Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously near to wanting nothing" - Sylvia Plath
- David Rossi: [closing quote] "No matter how far we travel, the memory will follow in the baggage car" - August Strindberg
- Wick Rollins: [On Garcia] She's quite the character. Is she always like this?
- David Rossi: Luckily for us: yes!
- Emily Prentiss: I wonder why some men are like Craig Kaline
- Dr. Tara Lewis: What? Horn dogs you mean?
- Emily Prentiss: Is that the medical term?
- Luke Alvez: Did she have a job, Garcia?
- Penelope Garcia: Eh, do you consider strolling to the local ATM a job? If you do: she had a job, if not: she was a trust fund kid
- Matt Simmons: Isn't there a dance where the couple holds roses between their teeth? It's the tango, right?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: That's actually a common misconception. Rudolph Valentino did that while dancing the tango in the 1921 film The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse but the authentic Argentinian dance does not involve a rose or any other flower, for that matter
- Penelope Garcia: [Rossi asked her for a background search] You will know what color his shoelaces are, you will know whether he's an innie or an outie. Bellybutton
- David Rossi: Penelope, no! I just want a simple background check. I don't want you digging into every nook and cranny
- Penelope Garcia: Oh, no, sir, that's where the bad stuff is you want to know about. That's what makes a nook a nook and a cranny a cranny. You gotta get
- [Rossi raises his hands to stop her]
- Penelope Garcia: Okay, I'll... I'll limit my search to a level one
- David Rossi: Thank you. Call me if you find anything
- Penelope Garcia: [Rossi walks away, Garcia mumbles to herself] Level two, max. Maybe 2 1/2
- Luke Alvez: There's gotta be over a 100 radio stations in Chicago
- Dr. Spencer Reid: 106 if you count the high frequency outlets located within the city's listing range
- Krystall Richards: It must be difficult being you: seeing the monsters out there the rest of us can't. Ever wish there's an off-switch to your superpowers?
- David Rossi: All the time
- Krystall Richards: Yeah, that's what I thought